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JYNXY

im in a band!

Created on 2005-10-16 20:03:27 (#8560085), last updated 2006-01-26

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Name:	jynxy_90
Birthdate:	03-03
Location:	London, United Kingdom

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Born as a bastard to a US hooker i was adopted to my parents, at the ripe old age of 2 i began to talk walk and stoped crappin myself. i later grew up to be the most sucessful lawer in europe. Now im 15 again thanks to the magic of science i am ready to live my life again. This time i plan to be the most amaing musicain on earth! I wish later in life to sleep with David Atonbourough dance the salsa with the queen of Eastanbul and make the best fried egg the world has ever seen in a blisard. I am gointo sleep with the bass player of trivium cos he is dam fine and i will make my band as sucessful as they r. I love heavy metal.......this is cos i was beaten with wax candles at an early age. Im a drunk and love nothin better than bein drunk. If u love Walicce and Gromet as much as me i will give u a kiss, people who love chicken run as much as me get my body. Im not 1 to brag but i could perform head stands in glass bowls from an absrdly young age. Im not a fan of my own vomit but it nice to see it every once in a while.

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bass, bouncy castles rule., clappin, drums, gettin wasted, guitar, i love the moose, laughin, not pokin myself

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